Hey all-
Like my brotha, apologies for my absence from the blog---but how bout them Iggles??? Da Bears--(don't even care for them, really, but gee whizz!)
My Justin wanted to watch the football game on TV, but I had to cover his eyes so as not to derail any of his natural talent...the kid's got a mean spiral on him---must get that from A. Pat. So Slob--thanks so much for the B-day wishes, and reminding me that I am no longer young--no fear brotha, Mother Nature reminds me EVERY DAY!!! I am also VERY concerned about your broken hand sweetie, and the splint/brace that you're wearing...not an ortho nurse by any means, but I hope that Billy-Jo-Ray-Bob knows what he's doing??? If you let a fracture heal improperly, you may not be able to get full range of motion back in your lil' paw, kitten.....just puttin it out there---don't want you to be all cripped up is all----how will you prepare X Mas dinner for the family??? And just FYI---my 6 year old son can NOT score you any "meth" on the bus---it's Collin you need to talk to-- he is "the man" at preschool, and I know he's got connections, yo! God I am old--I can't even pretend to sound cool anymore...COME HOME SIBLINGS!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!! We all miss you and love you guys!!!!
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
I'm still here
Hey everybody!
Sorry about the absence from the blog. I broke my hand last week and have been doing the "no insurance" cha-cha to get it fixed. No worries though, our training room and orthapedic surgeon have got me all fixed up for a grand total of $72 (the cost of the X-ray). I have a sweet thing called a gutter splint on it for the next four weeks and I am learning to write left-handed. Also, typing's a bitch. I'll try to post the X-ray for those medical personnel in our family. Also, I'm getting insurance. Anyhoo, a couple of things. Nice photoshopped tan P-ster. Suck it, Wayne. WELCOME TO THE BLOG, POP!!! Erin, can you ask Justin to score me some meth on the bus?
I'll try to post as much as I can. I don't get any days off this season, but I shall do my best.
Love you all.
The cripple
Sorry about the absence from the blog. I broke my hand last week and have been doing the "no insurance" cha-cha to get it fixed. No worries though, our training room and orthapedic surgeon have got me all fixed up for a grand total of $72 (the cost of the X-ray). I have a sweet thing called a gutter splint on it for the next four weeks and I am learning to write left-handed. Also, typing's a bitch. I'll try to post the X-ray for those medical personnel in our family. Also, I'm getting insurance. Anyhoo, a couple of things. Nice photoshopped tan P-ster. Suck it, Wayne. WELCOME TO THE BLOG, POP!!! Erin, can you ask Justin to score me some meth on the bus?
I'll try to post as much as I can. I don't get any days off this season, but I shall do my best.
Love you all.
The cripple
Monday, September 15, 2008
E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!
Hey all-
I heard there may be a lil' football competition on TV tonight----anyone watch it? I dunno, but it sure would be a darn shame if McNabb and Westbrook had a fumblina---but EVEN WORSE--- wouldn't it SUCK if you could actually execute lateral passes that resulted in NO yards at all whatsoever??? Golly, what a dang shame that would be.....that would really hurt to watch.....a lot.......anyway--love to all---oh yeah- fly eagles fly----HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Put that in your pipes and smoke the shit out of it!!!!!!!!!
I heard there may be a lil' football competition on TV tonight----anyone watch it? I dunno, but it sure would be a darn shame if McNabb and Westbrook had a fumblina---but EVEN WORSE--- wouldn't it SUCK if you could actually execute lateral passes that resulted in NO yards at all whatsoever??? Golly, what a dang shame that would be.....that would really hurt to watch.....a lot.......anyway--love to all---oh yeah- fly eagles fly----HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Put that in your pipes and smoke the shit out of it!!!!!!!!!
Going to Hell
Hey all-
Just wanted to let the fam know that AJ has moved out of her apartment and into a nursing home--Saint Martha's Manor in Downingtown,PA. She's had many a fall, and has lost so much weight that her Doctor has diagnosed her with "Failure to Thrive"--a common diagnosis for elderly people that don't eat much. I spoke to her yesterday, and she was SOOO confused---she didn't know it was me on the phone for a good couple of minutes, and that's really not like her at all....but as confused as she is, she still managed to send me a beautiful bouquet of flowers for my birthday----gotta love AJ, yeah? Just want to ask that we all make an effort to make sure we go and see her at this joint when everyone's home--we can take her out for like lunch and stuff---also, really need to help Aunt Maura as much as we can--she got this whole thing done without any help from anyone---mighty impressive--I'm gonna try to help her clean out AJ's apt., but if anyone talks to AJ on the phone--remember, she is a wee bit confused, and she really thinks that she can leave the nursing home and go back to her apartment...just need to remind her that it is not safe for her to be on her own like that anymore, and that St Martha's has mass twice a day--she really liked that idea! Anyway, thanks all--just wanted to let everyone know what's going on!
E
Just wanted to let the fam know that AJ has moved out of her apartment and into a nursing home--Saint Martha's Manor in Downingtown,PA. She's had many a fall, and has lost so much weight that her Doctor has diagnosed her with "Failure to Thrive"--a common diagnosis for elderly people that don't eat much. I spoke to her yesterday, and she was SOOO confused---she didn't know it was me on the phone for a good couple of minutes, and that's really not like her at all....but as confused as she is, she still managed to send me a beautiful bouquet of flowers for my birthday----gotta love AJ, yeah? Just want to ask that we all make an effort to make sure we go and see her at this joint when everyone's home--we can take her out for like lunch and stuff---also, really need to help Aunt Maura as much as we can--she got this whole thing done without any help from anyone---mighty impressive--I'm gonna try to help her clean out AJ's apt., but if anyone talks to AJ on the phone--remember, she is a wee bit confused, and she really thinks that she can leave the nursing home and go back to her apartment...just need to remind her that it is not safe for her to be on her own like that anymore, and that St Martha's has mass twice a day--she really liked that idea! Anyway, thanks all--just wanted to let everyone know what's going on!
E
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Dibs on the Civil War clothes
Hey Dad-
Well it's about f'ing time you grabbed a glove and got into the blogging game. We do, however, have a strict policy in the blog world, much like the rules for visits and family functions, just so you're aware of "blog etiquette": 1) No talk of religion or politics 2) We do not judge others by the NFL team they worship ( this is a new rule- so deal with it) 3) NEVER ask Dad how or anything about the Civil War, especially when newcomers are present 4) NO pictures that may be used against you at a later date--this includes 60 something year old men dressed as cowboys, soldiers, or any type of character from a nursery rhyme. 5) Erin Judge is in no way shape or form responsible for, nor does she necessarily agree with the opinions of Mr. Wayne Judge (Erin disclaimer). That being said---CONGRATULATIONS DAD!!!!! About time Xerox got their heads out of their patooties and let you enjoy the "golden years". Glad to hear you are you're leading such a healthy existance, and just FYI--Justin started 1st grade this week, so if you get some time, please give him a call---he (and the lil' Monster) miss you! By the way, know any good workmans comp lawyers?? Got hurt last night, but don't know anything about workmans comp--thuoght maybe some of your republican buddies may know something. Anyway, tell Susan and Stephen hello and Happy Grandparents' Day!!!! It's Sunday ( Well, today now) Love---Erin & Co.
Well it's about f'ing time you grabbed a glove and got into the blogging game. We do, however, have a strict policy in the blog world, much like the rules for visits and family functions, just so you're aware of "blog etiquette": 1) No talk of religion or politics 2) We do not judge others by the NFL team they worship ( this is a new rule- so deal with it) 3) NEVER ask Dad how or anything about the Civil War, especially when newcomers are present 4) NO pictures that may be used against you at a later date--this includes 60 something year old men dressed as cowboys, soldiers, or any type of character from a nursery rhyme. 5) Erin Judge is in no way shape or form responsible for, nor does she necessarily agree with the opinions of Mr. Wayne Judge (Erin disclaimer). That being said---CONGRATULATIONS DAD!!!!! About time Xerox got their heads out of their patooties and let you enjoy the "golden years". Glad to hear you are you're leading such a healthy existance, and just FYI--Justin started 1st grade this week, so if you get some time, please give him a call---he (and the lil' Monster) miss you! By the way, know any good workmans comp lawyers?? Got hurt last night, but don't know anything about workmans comp--thuoght maybe some of your republican buddies may know something. Anyway, tell Susan and Stephen hello and Happy Grandparents' Day!!!! It's Sunday ( Well, today now) Love---Erin & Co.
Finally Almost Retired
Dear Family:
Xerox finally told me that their search to find me a new job has failed and that I am to finally be let go. This means that I can suck you all dry of the money you poor working stiffs have to contribute to my Social Security payment every month. It's a shame that the fund will be bankrupt by the time you all retire. If I haven't blown all my money on Sloe Gin and Fast Women when you retire you are welcome what is left. You should be able to re-dye my Civil War uniforms so you won't look too funny while you are dumpster diving for food.
My arms are almost cured and I am now working out at the YMCA every day now that I am not in pain. (You can call me Arnold.) I am running a mile and not throwing up or crying.
As soon as I can figure out how to post pictures I will show you all how cool I look in my cowboy outfit. We have a shoot tomorrow.
If anyone is planning to come home please let me know. I am available for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Dad
Xerox finally told me that their search to find me a new job has failed and that I am to finally be let go. This means that I can suck you all dry of the money you poor working stiffs have to contribute to my Social Security payment every month. It's a shame that the fund will be bankrupt by the time you all retire. If I haven't blown all my money on Sloe Gin and Fast Women when you retire you are welcome what is left. You should be able to re-dye my Civil War uniforms so you won't look too funny while you are dumpster diving for food.
My arms are almost cured and I am now working out at the YMCA every day now that I am not in pain. (You can call me Arnold.) I am running a mile and not throwing up or crying.
As soon as I can figure out how to post pictures I will show you all how cool I look in my cowboy outfit. We have a shoot tomorrow.
If anyone is planning to come home please let me know. I am available for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Dad
I found the blog!!
I am now a tecchie. Now if I can only figure out how to read everybody's stuff I will be happy.
Dad
Dad
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Club Med sucks!
Yo sista-thanks for the words of encouragement--helped a REALLY lot! I'm OK now, but J-bird starts tomorrow---on the bus--I just got done setting up his school bag and crap--he's getting so big!!! Anyway, I'll be fine till tomorrow, I think! Hey, Club Med may be better if they only had------free drinks- I mean really , what kinda place are they trying to run down there??? Some vacation-sounds pretty bad, sorry sis....you suck, by the way! As far as cool Kev goes, you HAVE to keep in mind that any other man, gay or straight, is a potential threat to the man who loves you...sounds like your boy has some issues with insecurity, but if that's his biggest problem, it ain't so bad, huh? Some schmuck guys actually use that "gay" thing as a pickup, believe it or not, because it makes them seem unattainable and/or the woman feel like she's turned a gay guy to the hetro side of the force---no shit, some guys actually do this, SO, again, if Kev's jealous and insecure--set him straight and don't take any shit, but remember, it could be something WAY worse! He is just insanely in love wich you babe, forgive him! Hope you're having a FABULOUS time!! Have many Margeritas for me, ci? PLEASE remember---sun is good in moderation my fair skinned sis (Sunblock 2000 is good)! I LOVE YOU!!! Get home safe, and call me when you get back,kay?
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