I am turning into Mom!

Hey guys!
Sorry it's been a while--working nights at a new hospital, still a wee bit disoriented---what the Hell is today?? Is it Tuesday?? Just kidding--it's OK so far, and I get to spend more time w/the boys, so all good. BIG news---Justin has a loose tooth!! He is demanding a hefty ransom of $20 from that tooth fairy ho, too...that's me boy!! We negotiate his allowance weekly as well, and big f'ing surprise, he usually (OK always) wins. We also just got a letter from school today about starting 1st grade and lunch money and bus schedules, so as I stated above, I AM Mom now cause I cried----a really lot...I mean lunch money, and a BUS??!!! He's just a baby, and I don't know about this whole bus thing. Yes, the bus stop is like a block away---not on 352 , but by that bible beating, eat live chickens church on the corner, but there are no seat belts on buses, and I am FREAKING OUT!!! He REALLY wants to try the bus---think I should go w/this one?? OK sorry, I just have been crying a lot this week (like Ma used to)... J-funk hit me with all kinds of crap this week--loose tooth, buses!! When will it end???
I also want to make it clear yet again that I am in no way, shape or form responsible for what my loving retarded husband puts on this blog--I find out after the fact, and have no way to censor or talk sense into him ( Erin Judge disclaimer again). He was reminded about the strict no religion,politics, or Civil war rule.
SISTAH-- I am so sorry I didn't call you to wish you a safe and FABULOUS trip tomorrow!!! Have a great time, and no, you should not tan, sweetie--not happening, whitey, sorry! Also very sorry about your new cheese free life---God that sucks--that'd be like tellin me I can't have steak--have you tried the lactaid pills? I hear they work pretty well, but still have to modify the dairy intake---that does NOT mean no grilled cheese--just not every meal or day is all, yeah? Also, I saw your post about Par-- that is so COOL---and for the record, I consider her like family, so if I can ever help or whatever, you don't ever need to ask if it has to do with Par, kay? I heart Miss Korea! I read those nursing mags ALL the time!!You tell Paris she can call or e-mail or whatever any tme she wants--I'd be honored! Anyway, have an amazing time on your trip--give Kevin hugs and squishes, and call me tomorrow if you have time before you leave--I work at 7pm EST, but will be in & out tomorrow day. If not, call me when you get home--when are you coming home, anyway?
And SLOBBY-----you want I should come down south and take care of a few of them inbred kids for ya? Nobody talks to MY baby brother like that--little bastards! I've got half a mind to come to WKU and rough some people up---or maybe, I just have half a mind--don't know really.....don't you worry bout those guys, Bob---soon enough, they'll realize that you ARE in fact Satan, and they'll stop f'ing with you, kay honey? Anyway, you say the word ---I hop in my IROC and no more problems at WKU.....
We miss you guys SOOOO much--got some old pix developed today and you guys were in them---so now you must come home, for we all want you to....NOW!!! Love you guys!!!!