Monday, August 11, 2008

It's Always Sunny in...well...Los Angeles

following in the footsteps of brother, I thought I'd update the family (although at this moment in B-J Blog history it seems as if the family consists of two dedicated bloggers...hint, hint other family members...get yo arses in the computer chair and hit some keys...represent, yo) on my goings-on out here in la-la land. so, without further ado, may I present to you excerpts from the stunning work A Day in the Life of Patty Denisovich (by Alexander "Dead" Solzhenitsyn):

I awake at 8, curse the alarm, pee (in the bathroom, not in my bed like bob does), then head to the kitchen for some carnation instant breakfast and a banana. I make the long commute to my living room and check and return emails, research the new tax codes, etc. then it's straight to the reebok zx1000 elliptical machine to get a little cardio as I rock out to the dixie chicks or a podcast of the car talk guys. if it's monday, wednesday or friday the cardio is followed by 45 minutes of the newly acquired dvd version of, wait for it, the ORIGINAL BUNS OF STEEL with Greg Smithey in all it's cheesy but aerobically sadistic 1987 glory.

shower.

then straight to the computer, where I sit. and sit. and sit. mind you I'm designing while sitting, but I can't stress enough how much sitting is involved in my job. oh, and staring. at a big monitor.

right now, I'm working on a bunch of projects. here's a sample: a social networking site for cougars (not the animals, the older ladies with a lust for younger meat), a website for an integrative medicine and chi center, a social networking site for recovering alcoholics called MySoberScene, a new website for an orphanage in rwanda (where kevin and I will visit in october!!!!), a few band websites (Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, Jackie Tohn, the Brew), and a site for Chipstack (a leader in the rapidly emerging market for three dimensional multi-package modules!!!)

I probably lost you with that last one. but if not, here's how the rest of my day plays out:

lunch:grilled cheese or top ramen.

more sitting. and designing. until it's quittin' time at the gulag.

dinner: top ramen or grilled cheese.

well, that's my work day. hope you enjoyed it.

go eagles.

p

2 comments:

Bob said...

That is one busy day. Myself, I get up about the crack of noon and make sure there's no corn growin'. Seriously, sis, you need to eat better. Get yourself a personal chef or something. Hey wait...I've got an idea...

-posted by "I love elipses"

Judgefam said...

Just so you all are not completely in shock...I am changing my football team. I have no idea who the new one is though. Thinking the Bucs, cause I still want to move to Florida.

Oh btw, it's Wayne again.